Definitions by WORGENDK85

Coughing out of Both Ends 

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.

Coughing out of Both Ends by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013