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ottomanster 

A turkish neo-kid which adopted an hipsterly lifestyle, yet retains his/her traditional background by drinking raki while dancing in electroclubs. Notwithstanding the rather unisex appeals, a male ottomanster could be quite macho in romantic affairs and also bears an unclassified style of moustache which is on metamorphosis between Ottoman 'c' form and hipster '<' form. since their very existence is quite recent, they are expected to incorporate several other traditionally ottoman aspects into their indigo portfolio soon.
He was just another ottomanster, wandering around Taksim with an exclusive pre-hat covering his tatchy hair.
ottomanster by H.Ad. December 27, 2011
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Ottmonster 

A form of threesome involving one male and two females. The male is in between the two females and wears a dildo on his back like a tail. As the male penetrates one female he is simultaneously pulling out of the other and vice versa. The act is named after the man who pioneered it, Gary Lee Ottmonster.

This is also known as the reverse DP.
Joe ottmonstered those two girls he met at the bar last night.
Ottmonster by pdiddle September 22, 2012
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Octomonster 

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Octomonster had another Octomentary (documentary) in the UK last week.
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
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cornholio 

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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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