ottomanster

A turkish neo-kid which adopted an hipsterly lifestyle, yet retains his/her traditional background by drinking raki while dancing in electroclubs. Notwithstanding the rather unisex appeals, a male ottomanster could be quite macho in romantic affairs and also bears an unclassified style of moustache which is on metamorphosis between Ottoman 'c' form and hipster '<' form. since their very existence is quite recent, they are expected to incorporate several other traditionally ottoman aspects into their indigo portfolio soon.

He was just another ottomanster, wandering around Taksim with an exclusive pre-hat covering his tatchy hair.

ottomanster by H.Ad. December 27, 2011

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Ottmonster

A form of threesome involving one male and two females. The male is in between the two females and wears a dildo on his back like a tail. As the male penetrates one female he is simultaneously pulling out of the other and vice versa. The act is named after the man who pioneered it, Gary Lee Ottmonster.

This is also known as the reverse DP.

Joe ottmonstered those two girls he met at the bar last night.

Ottmonster by pdiddle September 22, 2012

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ottomanster • Octomonster • Ottmonster

Octomonster

The "dis" name for Nadya Suleman. Octo (for her Octuplets) and Monster (for her recent actions) (this word was actually USED by Nadya's friend in the UK documentary).

Octomonster had another Octomentary (documentary) in the UK last week.

Octomonster by valkyre10 November 26, 2009

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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