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Ottmonster 

A form of threesome involving one male and two females. The male is in between the two females and wears a dildo on his back like a tail. As the male penetrates one female he is simultaneously pulling out of the other and vice versa. The act is named after the man who pioneered it, Gary Lee Ottmonster.

This is also known as the reverse DP.
Joe ottmonstered those two girls he met at the bar last night.
Ottmonster by pdiddle September 22, 2012
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ottomanster 

A turkish neo-kid which adopted an hipsterly lifestyle, yet retains his/her traditional background by drinking raki while dancing in electroclubs. Notwithstanding the rather unisex appeals, a male ottomanster could be quite macho in romantic affairs and also bears an unclassified style of moustache which is on metamorphosis between Ottoman 'c' form and hipster '<' form. since their very existence is quite recent, they are expected to incorporate several other traditionally ottoman aspects into their indigo portfolio soon.
He was just another ottomanster, wandering around Taksim with an exclusive pre-hat covering his tatchy hair.
ottomanster by H.Ad. December 27, 2011

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026