Ostomy

Slang for "colonoscopy bag".

"Why does that dress look so lumpy? Girl, that's an ostomy bag in there."

by Jephri February 5, 2021

Ostomy

Slang for "colonoscopy bag".

"Why does that dress look so lumpy? Girl, that's an ostomy in there."

by Jephri February 5, 2021

Otomy

The birth child of Ology and Ectomy.Not defined as man or woman but generally an *all round legend*.1st cousin of Oscopy

Did you see her do that dare last night....damn...that girl is sooo otomy!!!

by I-am-not-a-man February 6, 2009

Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Ostomptuous

Given to acts of arrogance and obliviousness that hurt others and make them angry.

Daniel was so ostomptuous the other day. He totally outed you in front of the entire rugby team.

by LordZozzy January 20, 2011

ostomate

Someone who has undergone surgery where they were given an ileostomy, colostomy, or urostomy.

Shelia is an ostomate.
It's easier talking to fellow ostomates when you're having issues with your ileostomy.

by baglady4lyfe July 10, 2017

optomystic

Feeling positive and supportive regarding a divine-power guru.

Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.

by QuacksO April 22, 2025