The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

Rectal Pupil Optomy by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

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Ostomptuous

Given to acts of arrogance and obliviousness that hurt others and make them angry.

Daniel was so ostomptuous the other day. He totally outed you in front of the entire rugby team.

Ostomptuous by LordZozzy January 20, 2011

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ostomate

Someone who has undergone surgery where they were given an ileostomy, colostomy, or urostomy.

Shelia is an ostomate.
It's easier talking to fellow ostomates when you're having issues with your ileostomy.

ostomate by baglady4lyfe July 10, 2017

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optomystic

Feeling positive and supportive regarding a divine-power guru.

Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.

optomystic by QuacksO April 22, 2025

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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