Osoyoos 

A summer gathering place for many tourists especially Calgary and Vancouver. A town over run with developers, and too many condos. Canada's only desert, known for lakes, vineyards, fruit and many retirees.

Many Quebec and Mexican workers come to pick fruit and do farm work every spring/summer.

First Nations originally named this area 'Soyoos'. This means 'the narrows' meaning narrowing of the water. Osoyoos lake has a very narrow area where a bridge divides the town.

Later, some jerk came along and decided to add an O to the name Soyoos. Now it's called Osoyoos. Some suspect it might have something to do with having to match neighboring town 'Oliver' or the area 'Okanagan.'

Osoyoos hot summer days long winter

Osoyoos by downtownanniebrown October 20, 2012

Osoyoos breakfast roll 

(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.

Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn

Osoyoos breakfast roll by noah v July 6, 2007

Osoyoos Blowtooth

dude with tooth fetish wants his shi like string cheese so he puts his dih in shawty tooth gap and the bacteria from her tooth on the cavity attaches to your foreskin and your dick becomes infected with a dih symbiote and lowkenuienly takes over the world

yo I gave shawty the osoyoos blowtooth

Osoyoos Blowtooth by SunderLandJames1242 December 7, 2025