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Orlove'd 

The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.

Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
Orlove'd by ScoobSTi December 31, 2013

Orlovsky safety 

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.
-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

onovirus 

When your band mate’s girlfriend breaks up the band.
The Beetles were patient zero of the onovirus when Yoko Ono convinced John Lennon he deserved more credit than Ringo, George, and especially Paul.
onovirus by Nönamée May 5, 2018
You look an ONOVA!
onova by 69420man April 19, 2020

Dimitri Orlov 

When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.
When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov
Dimitri Orlov by Dimitri Orlov August 25, 2020

Oroville 

A small white trash town in butte county, ca where they make lots of meth.
How do you know the tooth brush was invented in Oroville?
If it were invented anywhere else it would be called the teeth brush!!!
Oroville by rsb139690 August 10, 2008