orange penis

the "orange penis" is contracted from having eatin cheetos and then watching free porn thats absolutley and totally illegal and having a massive erection...i think you know the rest...

also known as (the gilded fuck stick)
(the saltie twinkie)
(a bad spray on tan)
(i call mine sir. squirtsinmyeye)

by BRENDAN BITCH DONT FORGET IT August 28, 2005

orange hyper penis explosion

When you lay your cock on a motorway and let a caravan run it over!

Sup dave done a sick orange hyper penis explosion, shit I scraped that off the tarmac!!! HARDCORE!!

by Makedecadaddy April 22, 2014