optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 28, 2003

optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 03, 2006

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

Optical rectum Mengitis

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

by Traviseng February 23, 2021

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 25, 2024