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openly closeted 

Adjective

1. Making no effort to hide your flaming homosexuality but labeling yourself "straight" and acting as if nobody (including your wife) notices. Often found in southern politicians and evangelicals like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann.
An openly closeted man makes no effort to hide his flaming homosexuality, yet claims to be straight.

"Did you see Marcus tweeting about making cookies during a Golden Girls marathon last night? You think his wife knows she's married to a gay guy?"

"Nah. He's openly closeted, and she thinks he's the perfect man."
openly closeted by elyeasbane November 11, 2014
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openly straight 

a person who identifies as straight, i.e interested in the opposite gender; out about being a heterosexual
dude. my openly straight friend just got married yesterday. i'm totally supportive.

openly based 

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.
"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote

Openly Cheating 

Where a guy asks out two girls at the same time and then tells both girls about it (him cheating)
He was openly cheating

openly monogamous 

Openly Monogamous
The practice of having a sexual relationship with only one partner during a period of time while disclosing to one another other sexual relationships and/or interests’ thus promoting open communication and furthering trust.
Also: Open Monogamy
We are openly monogamous and tell one another when we desire sex or pursue a sexual interest outside of our relationship so as not to be deceptive. This way no one has hurt feelings that come about when a partner cheats. We often find that we share a mutual desire or interest and incorporate it into our own sexual relationship. If not, we trust one another to have our needs met elsewhere and return to the intensity of our relationship charged with the sexual energy of the experience.
Open Monogamy
We practice open monogamy ….
openly monogamous by lindase4da January 3, 2009

Openly Cheating 

Where a guy asks out two girls at the same time and then tells both girls about it (him cheating)
He was openly cheating

Openly Cheating 

Where a guy asks out two girls at the same time and then tells both girls about it (him cheating)
He was openly cheating