ONION

a girl who swooped in and stole your man who she is still with
too bad the onion doesn't know that he came back to me one more time...
by zingabob March 05, 2003
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Onioning

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).
In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.
by jamejame January 14, 2012
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Snazzy Onions

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like
Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"
by kiwi_in_melb April 04, 2019
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Western Onion

When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!
by Starchylde June 29, 2016
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Frosted onions

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.
When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.
by GDNS2018 February 27, 2016
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Wet onion

When you have sex, and that pussy smells so bad it makes you cry.
Man, Lindsey had such a wet onion when we fucked
by Wet onion April 01, 2015
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soviet onion

a. The attempt of spelling "Soviet Union" but incorrectly spells it "onion" making it a communist vegetable.
Is that the soviet onion?!...oh wait I meant union.
by sovietonion June 12, 2017
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