one-legged pirate
The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
one-legged pirate by Alita24 December 5, 2007
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one-legged pirate
The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
one-legged pirate by alitalia December 5, 2007
One Legged Pirate
during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.
After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
One Legged Pirate by Phillips987 July 2, 2009
one legged pirate
when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
one legged pirate by poontang inc. March 21, 2003
One Legged Pirate
When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.
Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.
One Legged Pirate by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009
one legged pirate
A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
one legged pirate by Blueice January 27, 2003
the one legged pirate
When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.
Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.
the one legged pirate by the quacker February 7, 2015
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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