baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 05, 2003
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one eyed champ

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!
by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016
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one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye
he was exercising the one eyed champ
by Savodongburger November 20, 2020
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