one eyed champ 

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

one eyed champ by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

one eyed champ 

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

one eyed champ by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

baldy the one eyed champ 

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

baldy the one eyed champ by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion 

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003