on your person

a douchey way of saying, "you're carrying it"

John, why do you have condoms on your person? Everyone knows you aren't getting laid

by Rendar1138 December 26, 2011

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019