on the turps
on the turps by xxoo May 15, 2003
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Turds on the hood
The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."
Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!
Turds on the hood by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007
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aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
Turns on the waterworks
When someone over exaggerates the feelings like the damn has been turns on and the village is gonna get destroyed. Emotionally.
Turns on the waterworks by Tarlenanmaga June 28, 2020
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