On the Dock

To be excluded from a group of people who are seemingly enjoying themselves. The opposite feeling of "on the yacht."

example 1:
Steve- "Where is mike? I thought he was coming to this club?"

James- "They wouldn't let him in... I guess he is on the dock now."

example 2:
"Everyone is talking about Stephanie's party last night... i was not invited. I'm totally on the dock right now."

by Reilly Bodycomb February 17, 2009

Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger

A Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

Spock on the Dock

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.

My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...

by James Paul O'Brien May 2, 2006

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

heaven on the docks

An expression of enjoyment, happiness, and relief.

Heaven on the docks, man!

Beauty in the frock, man!

by ChalooMaloo January 3, 2021

on the docket

To be on the set arrangement of plans: ON SCHEDULE, ACCORDING TO THE AGENDA

What's on the docket for today?

by JT Dollar Sign August 31, 2003