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1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
on shit by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020

like smell on shit 

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.
I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.
like smell on shit by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

flies on shit 

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.
if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.
flies on shit by dave4817 October 26, 2004

not hitting on shit 

if youre from atl or where im from in georgia, then yk this phrase means something or somebody’s lame or not talkin bout nun.
girl: *texting being dry and boring*
me: man you not hitting on shit, bye.

or

me: *is at main event and barely anybody’s here and its lame*
also me: *man main event ain hittin on shit*
not hitting on shit by anonymous September 15, 2020

Puke on shit 

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.
Puke on shit by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

stink on shit 

A word used to say something is on something all the time. A smell or object stuck on an object. When someone is knowing something about someone else.
John:"I covered a wide receiver in football today" Cole:"How did you do" John:"I was on him like Stink on Shit" John:"Do you see those bugs there on me like Stink on Shit"
stink on shit by XJDUBX October 18, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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