on pluto 

when you are so high, your eyes are bright red and you aren’t “on earth” anymore. instead you are “flying high” in the clouds

“your eyes are so red you must be zooted”

“dude i’m on pluto”

on pluto by šmïłęh0ę April 1, 2020

on pluto 

your high as hell

“ cardi i’m on pluto”

on pluto by onplutobaby February 27, 2020

Living on Pluto 

When, in an attempt to sleep with someone, you fail and end up "just friends". Short for Plutonic.

Guy 1: So what's the story with you and Emily, any action yet?

Guy 2: Nope. Lliving on pluto.

Living on Pluto by SammyNyc July 12, 2009

A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. 

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. 

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

Pee-on Platoon 

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

Pee-on Platoon by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

shat on my platoon 

A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale

'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'

'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'

shat on my platoon by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009