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H up and down on p 

H up and down on p
H - hand
P- penis
In essence a handjob
Have you ever tried an h up and down on p?
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Steady up on the p 

Is Keesha a ho? Yeah, sure is, steady up on the p.
Steady up on the p by JayByrd July 3, 2006
I'm waiting on my P-On to arrive. Michael is a P-On driver for Uber Eats .
P-On by Michael Coppola July 2, 2021

Pancakes on plate 

A girl (mostly Asian) with extremely small boobs close to be totally flat chested.
Hey Joe! Look! There are nothing to hold on to! These are pancakes on plate!

And that's on Perry's Hat 

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.
Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat

Full-on Pata-chub 

A massive, throbbing chub brought on by experiencing Patagonia with any of the five senses.
Ben linked me to the M's Capilene 4 Expedition Weight 1/4-Zip Hoody; I was instantly at full-on Pata-chub.
Full-on Pata-chub by 1LSLS January 15, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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