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Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩

when you want to play fortnite after school and its really bussin bussin no kizzy on cap on god
hey baby Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩!

when god shits on your life 

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

God on a stick 

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.
I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?
God on a stick by Bittewow November 27, 2018

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

God on a stick 

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!
"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga 

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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