Five on Five Crime 

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other

"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."

Five on Five Crime by Brithlem May 17, 2017

i got five on it 

Phrase for claiming one's portion of a sack of marijuana, or hits from the joints rolled from it, typically one quarter of a twenty dollar portion. Also means to have a stake in, or some control of, a situation.

Nigga, I got five on tha twenty sack - Snoop Dogg, 'What's My Name?'

i got five on it by Lazy Blaze March 26, 2003

five on it

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute $5 on a $20 bag of weed.

"I'm about to see Joe to pick that up...you got five on it?

five on it by Big Daddy TJ May 8, 2006

five-on-one 

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

five-on-one by Doyle November 14, 2003

five on one 

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

five on one by The Pimp February 3, 2003

Five On One Basketball 

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

Five On One Basketball by Headuardo December 17, 2011

five on it

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

We're gonna puff puff pass, you got five on it?

I've got five on that pizza.

five on it by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004