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Put bags on it 

A term meaning you spent a lot of money on something.
“Dang Tyrone! That jacket is fire”
Thanks bro, I put bags on it!”

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"