Definitions by Chumpy

Cynsie 

A girl who doesn’t have a printer and who never saves your phone number in her phone no matter how long you’ve been friends. The only way to get a Cynsie to finally save your number is to text her as someone else (it can be anyone because she doesn’t have your number saved, remember?) and mess with her for about six months. Even though she’ll mess with you back, she’ll probably end up in tears as she scares easily. She’s a good sport, though, so you’ll still be friends after all is said and done. A Cynsie will usually have bronchitis.

1.
Not Charlie: Hey can I use your printer?
Cynsie: Sorry who is this? I don’t recognize your number.

Still not Charlie: It’s Charlie Abernathy. Can I use your printer or what?
Cynsie: I have a fax machine. Will that work?

2.
Cynsie: I have bronchitis.

Cynsie by Chumpy September 24, 2021

on bags 

Vehicle riding on air bag or cylinder suspension.
Similar to hydralic suspension but with less movement.

Bob "check out that Merc on bags, sick!"
John "hey yeah!"
Bob "Sack it out chump!"

on bags by Chumpy July 28, 2008

sack it out chump

used sacastically at the driver of a lowered vehicle.
Used as a form of playfull insult towards a car that the user envies for its lowered ride height.
Also read as - your car should be lower you fool

At a car event or cruise a drunken bystander will yell out
"sack it out chump!"

normally followed by an arse wipping by occupants of the car with bats.

sack it out chump by Chumpy April 21, 2006

dead horse 

To describe a person or action
Someone or something that is completely hopeless or useless.
See also chump and dum arse

"dude you are so dead horse!"

dead horse by Chumpy April 20, 2006