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Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday 

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun
“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

Tallman on a Tuesday 

Man that mother fucker was so messed up he looked like tallman on a tuesday..
Tallman on a Tuesday by musubiz June 25, 2010

fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday 

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday 

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown
You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

ass on a tuesday 

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.
God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.
ass on a tuesday by BB October 21, 2004

I was Born on a Tuesday 

A phrase used to announce the person talking is about to go way beyond oversharing, normally used to a sign to the person listening to tell the talker to shut up!
(other days are also valid, but Tuesday is the most likely to be used)
"I can't believe we're going to see my sister that lives in another town ... she got married two years ago and now she's having a baby .... I'm really looking forward to see my nephew ... I was Born on a Tuesday ....:
"dude, buddy! why you're talking to me like I had a stroke?"
I was Born on a Tuesday by Pistis September 4, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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