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its the same as gooning but you are omni man
Omning by Bob Andersen May 21, 2025
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Omning it 

Let me break it down for you Mark.
I am omning it!
I am omning it so good!
Wooooaahhh!
That’s what I’m talking about!
You need to goon Mark!
Goon!
Oh yes!
FOR VILTRUM!!!!
*Daylight - David K*
I think… I miss my wife… - Omni man
Man 1: I am omning it.
Omning it by AllenTheAlienisTheGoat February 24, 2025

Omning it 

The act of beating your kid to a mere inch of his life on the Chinese censorship.
I’m omning it, I’m omning it so good, FOR VILTRUM
Omning it by Sea-Salt March 29, 2025
A person known to play video games on any platform, given the games are good.
Bloke 1:
"I hate these PC Master Race twats."

Bloke 2: "Yeah man, I don't discriminate, Omnigamer for the win."
Omnigamer by Rotaiva March 16, 2015
An all-sided figure; a figure with an infinite amount of sides. Spherical,but with more sides. What the universe wishes it could be, yet, what it really is.
Wait, is that a sphere? i cant tell.
No bro, its an omnigon.

i can't even count how many sides that thing has.
Thats because its an omnigon, jackass.
omnigon by Jackip Hopakostas December 22, 2012

Omnigamous 

An ancient Royal type of Collective Marriage between the King, the Queen and All Willing participants amongst the Kingdom's citizenry whereas all males IN the King's Covenant became One AS King just the same as all females IN the Queen's Covenant became One AS Queen together All United in Holy Matrimony for the Safety, Protection, Upkeep & Expansion of the Kingdom, the Throne and all of the people aka the Children of the Kingdom aka the EmperiaL Family aka the Empire Builders.
It's a modern trend for Conscious Brothas to seek to Build Omnigamous relationships after graduating from successful polygamous relationships that themselves came from successful monogamous ones.
Omnigamous by KingRighteous February 14, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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