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omg lol kid nub

A person who rules the lol kid nubs.
He is brave and powerful.
Person 1: How is he such a good leader?

Person 2: He is omg lol kid nub.

omg lol wtf 

A series of contractions when you're surprised and don't know what in God's name is going on. Often used by a n00b.
See also: omg, lol, wtf.
N00b: OMG LOL WTF Infest Terrans = Teh FiXeD!
Me: Heh!
omg lol wtf by Ryro May 29, 2004

OMG LOL CRA CRA 

When girls have texted, snapchated, facebooked, etc and have gone over the limit of acronims and use them in life TO MUCH
(this is an ad)
Dad: (thinking) I'm just going to buy this flouresent poop emoji plushy for Christmas with my interact card. No big deal my daughter will be like, "OMG LOL CRA CRA"!
OMG LOL CRA CRA by new guy 101 December 3, 2018

OMG WTF LOL 

Something that an annoying 12 year old would say on AOL.
OMG WTF LOL, u r stupid
OMG WTF LOL by Kilrogg January 15, 2007

Lol omg dolls 

Some stinky poopy dolls that have big eyes and a big head that cry, tinkle, and explode when they drink water.
Person 1: "Mommy!! Can you buy me Lol omg dolls?
Person 2: "No you dumbass."

OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

When you break into someones house and they come home and you don't know what to say. Just say OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Then repeat it. Then all is good and you might even have a girlfriend/boyfriend because your so cool.
Person: "AYE WHAT YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!"
You: "OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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