Olisemeka a slim tall boy that loves making friends, he loves beer and whiskey he's out going fun loving, good in bed, trust a lot but once angered he don't give a fuck he has a curly hair and cute face.
A brilliant, fun usually tall gentleman with an open mind. Olisaebuka attracts a lot of girls, has a lot of side chicks but is in love with his main girl. He is an amazing kisser that can make any girl succumb. He has a great smile and a wonderful personality. He is great with money and investments. He also has a great dress sense. He is the definition of greatness personified. Olisaebuka tells white lies occasionally to prevent his loved ones from getting hurt, but eventually comes clean to them.
Olisaebuka is a great boyfriend and he is very loyal to his friends and girlfriend. Loyal to the end. If you have an Olisaebuka in your life, you are in great luck. Keep him close.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).