Olisemeka a slim tall boy that loves making friends, he loves beer and whiskey he's out going fun loving, good in bed, trust a lot but once angered he don't give a fuck he has a curly hair and cute face.
A brilliant, fun usually tall gentleman with an open mind. Olisaebuka attracts a lot of girls, has a lot of side chicks but is in love with his main girl. He is an amazing kisser that can make any girl succumb. He has a great smile and a wonderful personality. He is great with money and investments. He also has a great dress sense. He is the definition of greatness personified. Olisaebuka tells white lies occasionally to prevent his loved ones from getting hurt, but eventually comes clean to them.
Olisaebuka is a great boyfriend and he is very loyal to his friends and girlfriend. Loyal to the end. If you have an Olisaebuka in your life, you are in great luck. Keep him close.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*