A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.