by Starchylde December 11, 2016
Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc.
At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.
by Lemondrop Mangosteen September 28, 2009
When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 23, 2010
by FluffyBunnyWunny January 27, 2012
I swear i got an olfactory high. Went for a shit first thing, mumbled some mathematical formula that could potentially save the planet, invented a dance that can end racism for good and then headed straight home.
by Krkič November 28, 2019
A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.
by Yokes April 7, 2005