oldmaning 

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.

stop oldmaning

oldmaning by oldmacdonaldadafarm April 13, 2014

OldManDog 

A geriatric canine.
An older gentleruff.

Mr/Ms/Mx. Greyhairs.

Doggo of advanced years.

My OldManDog is so funny, shuffling his back paws and barking at the kids to keep off his lawn!

OldManDog by newyears81 March 23, 2020

Oldmanwinter 

An old confused cartoon character.

Grandpa Simpson

Oldmanwinter by D Q November 16, 2003

oldmanish 

When someone young, or if need be actually old, and has the appearance that his outfit would look just as good on an old man. As opposed to being offensive this word is a compliment to those that respect the times of 'ol and their wonderful and now retrosexual styles.

That guy wearing his black H&M shoes, burgundy cords, black boxers, Threadless shirt, and Forever 21 cardigan looks oldmanish

oldmanish by Jrlandshark January 19, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022