OldManDog

A geriatric canine.
An older gentleruff.

Mr/Ms/Mx. Greyhairs.

Doggo of advanced years.

My OldManDog is so funny, shuffling his back paws and barking at the kids to keep off his lawn!

by newyears81 March 23, 2020

oldmaning

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.

stop oldmaning

by oldmacdonaldadafarm April 13, 2014

Oldmanjoe

Oldmanjoe is the type of person to find the most random shit and say it’s funny
That’s an issuse

Did you hear Oldmanjoe likes kids?
He’s a pedo!

by The smelly finger June 22, 2023

oldmantonywinston

An old man who lives far far beyond earth called ''oldmantonywinston''

aliens are ''oldmantonywinston''!!!!!!

by j0hny February 25, 2015

Oldmanophobia

The fear that you may not be a real person, but a character played by Gary Oldman, and that you, your life, and your world could cease to exist if the director yells Cut.

I jump any time I hear someone yell "cut" due to my Oldmanophobia

by SleepySavior May 21, 2025