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oldmaning 

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.
stop oldmaning

Oldmanjoe 

Oldmanjoe is the type of person to find the most random shit and say it’s funny
That’s an issuse
Did you hear Oldmanjoe likes kids?
He’s a pedo!

oldmantonywinston 

An old man who lives far far beyond earth called ''oldmantonywinston''
aliens are ''oldmantonywinston''!!!!!!
oldmantonywinston by j0hny February 25, 2015

Oldmanophobia

The fear that you may not be a real person, but a character played by Gary Oldman, and that you, your life, and your world could cease to exist if the director yells Cut.
I jump any time I hear someone yell "cut" due to my Oldmanophobia

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026