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A older man who seeks the charms of younger ladies.
Charlie's girlfriend is 17 years younger then him, Charlie's an old dog.
Old Dog by Oldmanjenkins78 June 7, 2018
Words you can keep
An old dog is a Targeted Individual who has survived years of being gangstalked. He has endured night after night of sexual attraction tests, he or she has been treated like a pervert, offered a virtual person to react to sexually, they are masturbated people "7" with a cord (yellow and black) attaches the genitals, they are asked to make imaginary love with the evoked potential person. The TI is punished for feeling pleasure.
" You are stalked by the one with the old dog"
Old Dog by TIexperience September 6, 2019

Old dog new trick 

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
Old dog new trick by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Salty old dog 

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
Salty old dog by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

as rough as old dog's tits 

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

you can't teach an old dog new tricks 

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits
You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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