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old cunt 

A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.
"I only get a penny a time for my old cunnie"
old cunt by Gaz May 13, 2005
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Old Cunt 

What you call you grandma
This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt
Old Cunt by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024

fully ridden old cunt 

fully ridden old cunt is a term used for fat ugly whores, generally with huge sagging breasts and droopy rotting vaginas. A certain smell acompanies the vagina, somewhat like decomposing kippers.

often like miles ovid.
Boy i would love to rag that fully ridden old cunt!

Geewizz!

Rusty Old Cunt Slut 

(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.

Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"

ropey old cunt 

A leathery and rough old cunt.You might say a bit ropey.dopey old twat
DVD Chinaman:"you want animal?you want animal lovers 16?"
Grandad:"no thanks, the bird shagging the horse looks like she's got a bit of a ropey old cunt"
ropey old cunt by Grandad October 1, 2007

alright you old cunt 

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going
alright you old cunt by speed7 September 9, 2020

old shit cunt 

the old people we work with
old shit cunt by young-shit_cunt October 5, 2010
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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