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old bird 

look a monkey!
thats a donkey, ya old bird

tough old bird 

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

cooky old bird 

A person, typically past middle-age (though not necessarily so) who is somewhat odd.

What's the word, dead old bird? 

A funny way of saying 'what's up'.
Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.

Old Firm Bird 

When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen
She’s such an old firm bird
Old Firm Bird by Kryptt May 2, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026