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The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.
"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"
old bad by nooger April 25, 2006
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The old musky stench usually attributed to an older smellier relative (grandmother), often times smelling of stale cigarettes, cat urine, and senior citizen body odor.
after the bingo hall was closing up, when dorthy sat up an strong stench of old bad had emerged from her chair, it was the most vile thing that my nostrals have ever witnessed...
old bad by barnaby jones April 27, 2006

Haggard Old Badger 

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

Old dirty badger

When you are doing the narstie with a black girl on the bottom, white man on top of her and finally a black girl pegging the white man
Sorry Yawar I know you were talking to her but she said that me and my girl could do the old dirty badger with her it was an offer we couldn’t refuse.

old cold belly badness 

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.
Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"
old cold belly badness by ljm18 December 10, 2008
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