MOC

Monster of Cock. describes any male with a penis above that of the average. however one cannot claim that they are a MOC but it must be witnessed and varified by another more impartial person.

"i accidentally looked a Jeff's groin in the changing rooms. That kids a MOC!"

by ljm18 January 14, 2007

old cold belly badness

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

by ljm18 January 14, 2007