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Old Ass Cookies
When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.
Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.
Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.
1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies
Old Ass Cookies by Moonchild7 February 1, 2018
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old ass nigga
A term popularized by bitchrap artist Soulja Boy. Ice-t, one of the greatest gangster rappers of all time, dissed Soulja Boy in a mixtape. In response to this, Soulja Boy posted a video on Youtube in which he repeatedly refered to Ice-T as an "old ass nigga". Everytime he said this, his two slaves in the background would let out a fake laugh. Soulja Boy is now one of the moist disrespected artists in all of modern music.
Soulja Boy: You'z an old ass nigga Ice-T, an old ass nigga. Man, how you gon tell a 17 year old to eat a dick? Old ass nigga!!!
Soulja Boy's Slaves: HAHA. nice one Soulja Boy!
What Soulja Boy's Slaves are thinking in their heads: That shit got old the first 50 times he said it.
Soulja Boy's Slaves: HAHA. nice one Soulja Boy!
What Soulja Boy's Slaves are thinking in their heads: That shit got old the first 50 times he said it.
old ass nigga by Black_Spade July 1, 2008
Old ass knees
Old ass knees by Dombih March 15, 2019
Old ass shit
It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!
Eric: Dude, is that a Gameboy?
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
Old ass shit by Lo-rettie W September 12, 2009
old ass bitch
old ass bitch by Douglass davis April 30, 2006
Old Ass Youngin
Chauncey: Damn son, look at that boy...
Sessions: Hoodi Whoooo look at em, over there killen the game.
Chaunce: I guess he already knows what it is bra...
Sessions: Shit, old ass youngin....
Ex. John Wall, Stephen Strasburg, Danny Almante
Sessions: Hoodi Whoooo look at em, over there killen the game.
Chaunce: I guess he already knows what it is bra...
Sessions: Shit, old ass youngin....
Ex. John Wall, Stephen Strasburg, Danny Almante
Old Ass Youngin by softboysoup July 14, 2010
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).