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Olanath is a person with too many talents. He will know when anyone is thinking of him. He will know when anyone is looking at him. He is capable of great things but refuses to do them because he doesn’t like the attention. Although olanath is capable of said things, sometimes he uses them for terrible things. Do not mess with olanath. He is highly lethal and extremely dangerous, he is capable of destroying the universe 100x over without even using a lick of his full power. And do not even think of touching his cat girl girlfriend because he will kill you if you even so much as have a dirty thought of her in your head. Never try to beat him in an argument, his lexicon of knowledge surpasses what your human brain can ever process. He is capable of overthrowing the gods who created all of existence but chooses to stay in the shadows because he fears that with that responsibility he will lead innocent gods and creatures alike, to their demise. Although olanath is not a bad person, neither a good one. He is god
Olanath is god
olanath by Luna Bumpkin January 30, 2021
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That person everyone Has to pretend to laugh at because they are not funny at all. Is the opposite of a sex god and dyes their hair to pretend to be cool. Big Dong energy and waves it around like a alpha FeMale.

If you ever see her in public be careful, she might strike at your penis. She really likes shower heads for some reason.
1: Omg i saw this women who was waving her footlong
2: Oh you must of seen Olanthe
1: oh shit
olanthe by Tedford October 17, 2019
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