okamoto

the beat last name ever. it gives the person swag, makes them cool, hot and sexy, and the best person ever.

you can never beat the okamoto, he beats you.

dude1:dude theres okamoto
dude2:oh shit dude I he has to much swag

girl1:OMG theres okamoto

girl2:holy shit hes so hot, do i look good

Okamoto:sup cathy
cathy: " faints and turns red ( basically ever emotional sign at once)"

okamoto by swaggerman123456789 February 4, 2014

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Okamoto Akira

An amazing little Japanese boy who is > than both Hunter and Vlad.

Okamoto Akira is > than your face.

Okamoto Akira by Eric January 18, 2005

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okamoto • Okamoto Akira • moriko okamoto

moriko okamoto

is a name for the types of girls who get super mad over the littlest things.

guy 1: did you see what she did? she got mad because y/n bumped into her!

guy 2: woah bro, she’s such a moriko okamoto!

moriko okamoto by PotatoJiggler March 18, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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