ohlms

the last name of a beautiful, strong, independent woman. who has had a rough past which just makes her stronger. she cares for people no matter circumstances. has the biggest heart in the world but is scared to open up. she is the most amazing woman in the world

get yourself an ohlms.

ohlms by im-yours9 February 9, 2022

OLHMS 

short for “oak lawn hometown middle school”, olhms is white trash, even if you aren’t white (which many aren’t because the school is pretty diverse) you’ll still be white trash. a lot of the teachers are pervs such as (not gonna say their names) but one gym teacher that looks 70, and many of the helpers that stay in classrooms for the dumbasses of olhms. olhms’ new principal is fucking annoying let’s be honest. the food is ass and teachers don’t teach you shit. 75% of the school either is high or acts like they’re high. 89% vapes or smokes. that’s probably why oak lawn is called smoke lawn. in reality, no one cares about that at olhms. there was probably 12 expulsions last year. but olhms kids would rather go here than simmons sorry, not fucking sorry bitch.

sorry for the teachers that may have read this but idgaf 🖕🏼

guy 1: have you seen kids from olhms
guy 2: yeah, they’re white trash

OLHMS by done with life October 18, 2019

Olmsted Township

Larger than Olmsted Falls, Olmstedd Township has all the housing while Olmsted Falls has everything else. According to Mapquest, it doesn't exist so poeple tell their friends to enter Olmsted Falls for the city name instead. Olmsted Falls/Township is also commenly mistaken as North Olmsted even though they are clearly 2 different city's.

OT citizen: Hey you should come over later!
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls

Olmsted Township by JLM982 January 16, 2011

Olmsted Falls High School 

a magical place that consists of fake women, wannabe gangster that listen to 96.5 like god made that shit, gay ass jocks that are obsessed with bulldognation , the ten billion lesbians that arent even real lesbians they're just salty no guy would ever go near them AKA (rick ross), stupid lunch aids that are pissed because their all 50 and work as a lunch aid so they express their authority like they're the fucking law, the library nazi who yells at you for every god damn movement you make, and the really fuggin hot math teacher, decent people that are left gtfo as soon as they finish school oh yeah and all the jocks take creitine to "get BIG bro" they all go to gay ass powerhouse gym and look like idiots

jock: hey Bro man dude man bro you going to power house to get big.
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:hell yeah!

example 2

stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!

Olmsted Falls High School by PBHN October 29, 2012

The OhUmSorry Tango 

When two people are walking down a hallway or a crowded area and both go the same way when trying to get passed each other. They go back and forth a couple times until one smartens up and just stays while the other one goes past. All the while mumbling "Oh Um Sorry". Gives the illusion of tangoing.

Teacher: "Why were you late to class again!"
Me: "Sorry I was doing the OhUmSorry Tango with someone"
Teacher: "You're excused, now take your seat."

The OhUmSorry Tango by DoubleYouTeaEff April 4, 2006

North Olmsted Highschool 

It ain't that bad. Move here if you have a boyfriend that lives here. Just joking it's bad, but you get used to it. It's very average. Except our sports. Our sports are bad. Besides bowling.

Hey, North Olmsted Highschool isn't that bad. Except their sports.

North Olmsted Highschool by KorbyDidn'tLikeThat April 3, 2019

North Olmsted

A suburban city near to Cleveland, Ohio and is surrounded by Westlake to the north, Olmsted Township to the south, Fairview Park and Brook Park to the east, and North Ridgeville to the west. North Olmsted is not as upper-class as neighboring towns like Westlake and is often considered "ghetto". North Olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.

"Yo, did you go to The Flats last night and party it up?"

"Naw. I was going to the park in North Olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as I was coming across Lorain Road."

North Olmsted by RAEDiOACTiVE July 16, 2009