OLHMS

short for “oak lawn hometown middle school”, olhms is white trash, even if you aren’t white (which many aren’t because the school is pretty diverse) you’ll still be white trash. a lot of the teachers are pervs such as (not gonna say their names) but one gym teacher that looks 70, and many of the helpers that stay in classrooms for the dumbasses of olhms. olhms’ new principal is fucking annoying let’s be honest. the food is ass and teachers don’t teach you shit. 75% of the school either is high or acts like they’re high. 89% vapes or smokes. that’s probably why oak lawn is called smoke lawn. in reality, no one cares about that at olhms. there was probably 12 expulsions last year. but olhms kids would rather go here than simmons sorry, not fucking sorry bitch.

sorry for the teachers that may have read this but idgaf 🖕🏼

guy 1: have you seen kids from olhms
guy 2: yeah, they’re white trash

by done with life October 18, 2019

Olhms

1. The noise people make when meditating

2. Oxygen Lovers Have Major Swimsuits

3. That thing Malik does.

4. Oprah's underground Book Club.

5. The food brand that is commonly known for Crispy Hexagons.

1. Sally: OLHMS

Jake: Stop meditating while your driving!

2. Oprah: Ok, today on my show, were talking about OLHMS!!!!!!! (Applause)

BonQuiQui: Girl, I don't need no OLHMS. Rude.

3. Malik: Dude, watch me olhms

Sarah: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

4. Rose: Well, today were reading Juno Diaz..... Scandalousness!

Hazel: ooooh sooky sooky

5. Darla: I love to buy the Olhms brand of cereal because they have the best cereal in the world

Wayne: What cereal?

Darla: Why, Crispy Hexagons, of course!

by SayWhat...? May 4, 2011