short for “oak lawn hometown middle school”, olhms is white trash, even if you aren’t white (which many aren’t because the school is pretty diverse) you’ll still be white trash. a lot of the teachers are pervs such as (not gonna say their names) but one gym teacher that looks 70, and many of the helpers that stay in classrooms for the dumbasses of olhms. olhms’ new principal is fucking annoying let’s be honest. the food is ass and teachers don’t teach you shit. 75% of the school either is high or acts like they’re high. 89% vapes or smokes. that’s probably why oak lawn is called smoke lawn. in reality, no one cares about that at olhms. there was probably 12 expulsions last year. but olhms kids would rather go here than simmons sorry, not fucking sorry bitch.
sorry for the teachers that may have read this but idgaf 🖕🏼
sorry for the teachers that may have read this but idgaf 🖕🏼
by done with life October 18, 2019
Get the OLHMSmug. 1. The noise people make when meditating
2. Oxygen Lovers Have Major Swimsuits
3. That thing Malik does.
4. Oprah's underground Book Club.
5. The food brand that is commonly known for Crispy Hexagons.
2. Oxygen Lovers Have Major Swimsuits
3. That thing Malik does.
4. Oprah's underground Book Club.
5. The food brand that is commonly known for Crispy Hexagons.
1. Sally: OLHMS
Jake: Stop meditating while your driving!
2. Oprah: Ok, today on my show, were talking about OLHMS!!!!!!! (Applause)
BonQuiQui: Girl, I don't need no OLHMS. Rude.
3. Malik: Dude, watch me olhms
Sarah: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
4. Rose: Well, today were reading Juno Diaz..... Scandalousness!
Hazel: ooooh sooky sooky
5. Darla: I love to buy the Olhms brand of cereal because they have the best cereal in the world
Wayne: What cereal?
Darla: Why, Crispy Hexagons, of course!
Jake: Stop meditating while your driving!
2. Oprah: Ok, today on my show, were talking about OLHMS!!!!!!! (Applause)
BonQuiQui: Girl, I don't need no OLHMS. Rude.
3. Malik: Dude, watch me olhms
Sarah: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
4. Rose: Well, today were reading Juno Diaz..... Scandalousness!
Hazel: ooooh sooky sooky
5. Darla: I love to buy the Olhms brand of cereal because they have the best cereal in the world
Wayne: What cereal?
Darla: Why, Crispy Hexagons, of course!
by SayWhat...? May 29, 2011
Get the Olhmsmug. It’s a dumb ass school they just got vice principals and they are retarted af. The one one looks 80 but is prob half of that gave me detention for smth she can’t back up with security cameras and didn’t even see the wth. The school is full of bop girls who don’t understand how stupid they seem for having a new boy everyday than when they run out of boys they restart with the old ones like ugh.
by anonymous July 31, 2025
Get the OLHMSmug.