Ohesians

The term used to describe the natives of Ohio that cannot drive.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that?! That driver almost ran us off of the road just now!

Person 2: I know! If only those Ohesians could ever learn how to drive properly.

Ohesians by dankdar bahablaster May 7, 2011

ohesian 

slang for "one from Ohio" usually used in a derogatory manner.

"Those damn ohesians cant drive if their lives depended on it!"

ohesian by Big J-I-Double-Z December 14, 2008