Oh My Jesus

To get over excited over something.

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS

by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

Oh My Jesus

To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.

OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.

by newkidondablock September 22, 2011

Oh My Jesus Fuck

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected

"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"

by Jackstepher January 9, 2008

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008

ohmyjesus

To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.

Spackerdave: "Ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! AND I JUST BROKE MY LEG"
ReZ: "ohmyjesus"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003