oh fuck no

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an expression of utter disagreement or pissed off-itude

Creepy rectal enthusiast: greetings stranger, may i place my thumb in your butt?
You: oh fuck no!

oh fuck no by BrownCaptainPhillips March 18, 2016

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oh fuck no

When your parents are coming downstairs and you are trying to delete your Newgrounds porn but the tab is frozen. (random event that may happen in 2007)

Eileen: Watches Newgrounds porn even at 16
Jennifer: starts laughing
Dad: goes downstairs
Eileen: Oh fuck no! The tab is frozen and my dad is coming!
Jennifer: oh shit

oh fuck no by kittenbunny65 May 16, 2021

oh fuck ass no

when you’re really wanting to express NO to something or someone

bob just asked me out and i said OH FUCK ASS NO

oh fuck ass no by thotiana420 May 31, 2019

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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

when shit go bad

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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