offisewer

..... police officer working with an ethical code he found in the gutter...a sneaky cop...an unethical cop..a sly cop....a crooked cop...

That offisewer stole my watch when he pulled me over for a speeding ticket

offisewer by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

offisner 

A word accidentally used when speaking to an officer of the law while intoxicated.

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Driver: No offisner, I only had ten shots of vodka.

offisner by Manchap Joshua December 4, 2015