offend the family

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor

i'm going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 18, 2005

offend the family

to take a massive crap, after which a family member(s) is offended by the resulting horrific odor

going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 19, 2005