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Off Your Nut

To be 'Off Your Nut' means three things.
1. To be absolutely fucked as a cunt from drugs.
2. To be crazy.
3. To be sick of or 'over' the nut that you are currently eating.

Is also commonly said 'Off Ya Nugget'.
1. Look at you! Your 'Off Your Nut'
2. Tom was declared 'Off His Nut' when he saw an alien steal his baby.
3. I believe that I am now 'Off My Nut', this 3ft peanut is too salty.

I was 'Off Me Nugget' last night, getting rude like a rumpig.
Off Your Nut by Diego November 28, 2003

Off your nuts 

To trail off on a tangent during conversation, and not realise that the people around you are beginning to think you are crazy.
Sam and Dani were conversing about politics. When Dani started on about political puns, Sam thought to himself, 'off your nuts, AGAIN!'
Off your nuts by congruence July 3, 2016

Swing off your nuts 

She's swing off your nuts bro!
Swing off your nuts by Linseadoil January 22, 2018

Rip your nuts off 

Something so amazing or incredible happens that someone rips their testicles off.
You won the lottery and it was so amazing you Rip your nuts off.

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off 

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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