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off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.
"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."
by Colin January 10, 2004
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breeze off the log

In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.
If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.
by tdb_atx September 21, 2017
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Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015
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farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
by Spankford May 30, 2008
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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
by l3ogroll October 17, 2009
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Log Off the Internet Day

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
by Joe Iron August 22, 2007
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Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
by Giverrrr February 10, 2014
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