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breeze off the log 

In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.
If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.
breeze off the log by tdb_atx September 21, 2017

Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

farting off the log 

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

Chew the bark off the Fat log 

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

Log Off the Internet Day 

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.

Take a log off the fire 

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
Take a log off the fire by Giverrrr February 10, 2014