off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 10, 2004

snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

by Turd Burger Boy October 06, 2003

breeze off the log

In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.

If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.

by tdb_atx September 21, 2017

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 05, 2009

Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.

During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015

farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

Tear off a log

When you get so angry you poop?

You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!

by ajrizzler April 20, 2021