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Drop Farage off at the coast

I missed my train because I had to drop Farage off at the coast. It must have been the Taco bell.

drop Farage off at the coast

To take a shit. From Farage's propensity to hang around the coast pointing at asylum seekers and his character.
I will be ready in a minute, just got to drop Farage off at the coast.

wave a friend off to the coast 

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s