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off the break 

basically means "on the spot" or "right then and there"..
young i got pulled over.. i just told that cop right off the break that i'd been drinkin n shit.
off the break by deftoned February 9, 2006

Break the legs off the spider 

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."

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break off the math

A cool way to ask a fly girl for her phone number
Yo Chandra, break off the math on dis sheet of paper!
break off the math by Speech April 18, 2003

Break the chain off it

Having sex with a milf or cougar who has kept that pussy behind rusty gates for a while -- metaphorically speaking. If the milf or cougar in question has literally kept the pussy behind rusty gates, you do not want to break the chain off it.
Stevie Nicks? You know it's been a while, but I'd definitely break the chain off it.

beat the brakes off the pussy 

To give a vigorous fucking to a member of the female species. In WuTang’s “Monument” feat. Busta Rhymes, Busta raps, “fuck a nigga broad till she tired and real calm” beating the brakes off the pussy is just that.
I can’t wait to go fuck That girl, I’m gonna beat the brakes off the pussy.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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